Misunderstood
 

King of the Dead: Please stay, it's awfully lonely down here. And I'm most dreadfully out of date with the gossip. How's that officious Isildur fellow settling in?

Theoden looked far worse than expected after Shadowfax got lost going south from Fangorn, and ended up in Edhellond instead of Edoras. When they finally made it to the Golden Hall, Gandalf knew he had his work cut out for him.

"What aid have you ever brought, Gandalf Stormcrow?"

See? look at these pearly whites! They are much straighter than Ugluck's!
~EF

When Barrow Downers look in the mirror at 4 o'clock in the morning, sometimes they can see for themselves that they've been logged in for far too long.

"Shall we dance?"

Britney Spears had had some many plastic surgeries that she was no longer recognizable.

Even though he'd been fired from the Disneyland Haunted House, Jim still believed that somewhere, there was a part for him

Somebody needs some beauty rest. :rolleyes:

RotK EE silliness
 

The King of the Dead is just daring Gimli to try and dissipate him using the power of his Dwarven breath.

Now where did I put my nasal spray? My clogged sinuses are killing me!

The King of the Dead continues practicing until he gets that "yo-baby, come on over here if you're lonely" twinkle look in his eyes. He just can't take another lonely evening. "Maybe I should pierce my ear...", he thinks to himself.

MallornCard Ad.
 

Hair-growing Products: $70
A comb: $360
Having a beard growing on your skull in time for a date: Priceless.

The King of the Dead wandered Middle-Earth looking for an embalmer.

King of the Dead: I'm telling you Arwen, I'm the real Aragorn!

Monty Python...
 

King of the dead: None shall pass.

Aragorn: I have no quarrel with you good sir king, but I must cross this bridge.

King of the Dead: Then you must....die.

Denethor was really arousing suspicion of excessive Palantir use.

Still waiting for Ms. Right.

One of "The trials of Tiffany Trott" that was edited out.....

Tiffany realised that Lonely hearts advertisements could be deceptive even if technically accurate. Yes he was a king, but she hadn't expected this from "own hair and teeth and great bone structure" - and he absolutely didn't have a GSOH.......

With apologies to Isabel Wolff and Maeg & Nilp who inspired....

Estel gave me the idea...
 

Michael Jackson finally admits he has gone a little overboard. :D :p

I'm mad, mad I tell you!
 

The Merry pic:

Boromir: Why are you smiling?
Merry: I am not left handed.

The KotD pic:

"I am the Dreaded King of the Dead! I am here, but soon you will not be here. The Dreaded King of the Dead has come for your SOULLLS!"

Aragorn: Why didn't anyone tell me the King of the Dead looks like Gene Simmons?

Gandalf: Hey, just be grateful he doesn't look like Richard Simmons!

Elrond: *Nods emphatically*

TB12

Take one look at the future...
 

Gandalf the Green
 

During the business of acquiring a new body in order to return to Middle-earth, Gandalf became the subject of Manwe's notoriously weird practical jokes.

Spending the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder is not without its drawbacks.

Aragorn: What's wrong with you? Cat got your tongue?! *laughs*
KotD: Actually, it got my nose.
Aragorn: *laughs hysterically*
KotD: Stop that! It's not funny!

Arwen wasn't too keen on letting Aragorn see her without make-up.

Undead-king confssional: i mean i was so looking forward for Pirates of the Caribean but i lost it and got this job as an undead king, i was so not likeing it, until i read the script and looked that we take over ships! finnally i can still be a undead pirate! but then PJ cutted it...

KotD: What do you say to a new pic...huh?

http://re2.mm-c.yimg.com/image/9112972
After his FOTR performance Boromir was hired as a policeman where he finally got to enjoy them scruptuos Krispy Kremes.

Yet again Peter Jackson had to tell Sean to step away from the snackbar.

AND

Not many people know about Boromir's plumper twin. (Would he be the evil or good twin? :rolleyes: )

King of the Dead pic:

Dead King: Legolas, I am your father.


Boromir pic:

Hirgon (thinking): I wonder if they'd find out I ate the real Boromir?

King of the dead: " Uh, I can't believe you mortals... If you have an issue, here's a tissue!" (Pulls out long forgotten, but still useful dryed esophagus...)


~ Yet again medical Ka

Or...

The King of the Dead was so overwhelmed with the prospect of new recruits, or better yet some high-calorie snacks that he notice that he had forgotten something at the last moment... " Ah crud! Three souls and I left my blasted soul bag at the dry cleaners!"

~:D Excited Ka...

Big Belly Boromir: Even though it is commonly noted that the dead seem to 'shrink' after death, Boromir broke the laws of biology... and most of the pins on his coat...

~ Enjoying too much in the fact that I love medical science Ka

Dire fate
 

The heavy casualties caused by the war against Mordor led to Farmer Giles of Ham being appointed Captain of the White Tower...

Time portals *do* exist!
 

There was nothing else Boromir liked to do more than to stand around catching the rays of the early evening sun with a hobbit down his tunic. ;)

Forlong the Fat wakes up in the afterlife to find that he is now in the prime of his life, and that the afterlike looks sinisterly like a 21st Century sidewalk. His thought?

"Boy does this beat fighting oliphaunts!"

Formendacil, you just gave me an idea for one...

Boromir: In order to defeat an Oliphaunt, you must think like one... hand me another cake!

Boromir prepares for the Judas Priest reunion gig.

This is a "before" picture taken by staff at the "Horn of Gondor Body Spa and Salon". Or maybe...they really "blew" it and this is the "after" picture!