"The troll that would have been his executor..."

Probably a wise move to have changed one's mind on that one... I wouldn't trust a troll to be able to cope with even the simplest will or grant of probate ..:)

Nice find Mith. Anybody else imagine a troll in a business suit? :D

This sounds most frightful. A specially constructed dome to drown bored people? Well... I admit it would be interesting... but also quite fatal, if you insist on the drowning aspect of the dome. How horrendous. :eek:

What's this? She stole through the trees while carrying a malicious glint in E----'s eye? I'm not quite certain about this one...;)

But he transformed into iron when underneath them.

That was my own in T-i-G IV actually, but I'm leaving it there for all the keen-eyed to see.

No offense...
 

Habbit - a crossbreed of a hobbit and a rabbit.

Hmmmm, that all depends on how big "me" is, doesn't it? Does "me" fit into a creature that small?

I believe 'me' is a smaller 'ME'. So middle earth (which is smaller than Middle Earth) was being forcibly fed to the habbit?

Something I noticed in a 1.5-ish year old thread that a guest happened to be looking at:

*imagines several kangaroos bouncing around in a konga line*

What kind of date? There isn't some sort of limit to the number of people you can court, is there?

No, she's probably talking about importing the fruits from abroad. Luckily, she can still transfer a lot... *loves dates*

Yes, that was weak. :rolleyes:

Interesting rendering of my name. :D I do adore being associated with the digestive process.

My, am I the only person to still find amusement in these?

So... wait... who invented Middle-Earth then?

No comment. :D Though it was hastily editted...

I imagine it must be annoying to have your tongs talk back to you while you're trying to kindle a fire.

Found another one
 

What, he throws ashes all over your personality?

Translation: Macbeth will not lose his hearing until Birnham Wood comes to his cows and who-knows-what-else.

Having 'the finger' continually pointed at you does tend to make you irritable. :p

He sure didn't get along well with others... they send snide remarks and he attacks.

I can just see a Balrog drawing itself up to full height and spreading it's enormous wings (or not) and defiantly declaring it's true image.

While it is true that I have been known to breathe deeply when confronted with solecisms of language, I must admit this one rather puffed me up. ;)

My thanks to the author for generously erasing his edit so I could post this here.

"my suspicions of Eomer, meanwhile, are heightening because he keeps on pointing the finger at me"

Must be vere naive but I don't see what is wrong with this sentence... :confused:

Mith
 

I suspect The Only Real Estel imagined Eomer holding some other, probably detached, or maybe rubber-moulded (the) finger apart from ten natural digits presumably being at his disposal. Maybe it was the very finger Sauron have lost... It certainly gives birth to quite interesting mental images, I daresay :D

I have had it explained to me now..... :cool:

Fingers... how confusing?
 

"The finger" means also a middle finger. ;)

Legolas as a Noldo? Don't make me laugh!

What a silly quote who ever said that :rolleyes:

The Clockless Beard... coming to a cinema near you, soon!
Honestly, it must be terrible at timekeeping. :rolleyes:

Lynch the quilt maker! Sewing is clearly wolfish behavior!

just well up-holstered maybe?

Morsul, believe it or not, there is a decorum here. We don't identify the culprits by name. Simple shame is our tactic without any finger pointing. That and laughter too. In fact, the laughter might be more important than the shame.

And it is regarded as bad form for anyone to try to claim notoriety. Please keep that in mind. Of course, comedians since time immemorial have claimed that bad form is fair game, but we aren't into rudeness. We aren't aristocrats.

Thank you.

I was sweeping...
 

...of course, I was sweeping, and than my broom caught this clod of dust:

Poor reader, he would feel lonesome, what with attention drawned and all... Or maybe attention in question was drawned in the bottle of beer? :eek:

He's a bedspread! Hang him, I say! ;)

Werewolf-affected minds think alike... hop up a few posts, Saucie. ;)

Doh! :rolleyes:

Shhh... Valar in prayer here.

Um, yeah. Like s/he said. The Balrog wings debates are nothing but a waist of time.

Horses look so much perty-er decorated with used matchsticks, don'tchya think?

20? 8? 12? -8? :confused: Curse these Roman numerals.

Edit: I've only just realised the whole game was called IIX. :D

Eh? Aragorn went through the Ring, is that what is being said? :p

Yes, this person has adopted a fancy name when they infact sell bulls.

This was the title of a three year-old thread one of the spiders/guests had turned up:
I really don't remember any cities in LOTR that were inhabited by a lot of witches, to tell you the truth.

copied from the Misused homophone list
 

you mean he serenades them on the saxophone? maybe I should try that.