My thoughts exactly. Just on a larger scale...
*CRASH! BOOM! THUD! screams* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Too many cookies. (Half a box) I could not stop giggling last night. "hhhhoooooohhhhhhhh" and poor Celeborn...I thought of this just to shut myself up.

*imagine yourself in a giiiiiiiiant theatre. Hollywood bowl type thing. Haldir prances onto the stage*


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Tra la la, I mean hello fans! *cheer* I am here to introduce to you....

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"His breath is as a poison gas
His son-in-law you must not sass
Please join me on this frosty morn'
And give it up for Celeborn!"
*more cheers*


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*cheers come to a climax as Celeborn enters*
"Why thank you I..." *The right wing is suddenly knocked senseless!*

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"And I thank you and..." *the entire left wing is taken out*

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"I thank you, my fans..." *the rest of the audience is wiped out!*

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Um, dear...? *Galadriel faints*

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*speaking to his tour manager, Elrond*
"Hey Elrond? Do you think it might be time for a change?" *Elrond faints*


Hmm, anyone have a breathmint for Celeborn...a big one? And while you're at it, have you some smelling salts? Thanks, and perhaps some thin mints? I think the sugar is starting to wear off...

...and fluff my pillow and peel me an orange and...oh you're back? Y'know what? At times like this, this forum is MINE! Sort of...innyhoo anither long 'un fer y'all.

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Boy, I'm glad we took care of that hobbit last night! Arwen is going to cry for weeks, in human time anyway.

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Good mornin', everyone!

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Pippin! You're alright???

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Uh...yeah. Shouldn't I be?

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Oh, no...no reason heh heh...

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Guys...I think we got the wrong hobbit...

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Faramir: See here...we should have taken a left at the fifteenth kitchen...
Aragorn: Ohhh, ok...ummmmmm, who did we get then?


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*hack wheeze* Pardon me boys, is that the Chatanooga Choo-choo? *hack wheeze* No ma! I don't want Yeller to dieee! *hackblllvmmm*


Aragorn, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir: Uh-ohhhh...

Wheee! Y'know what? It's too early!!

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Arwen: Boohoohoo! I didn't win!
Elrond: There there dear...Aragorn will take care of that nasty hobbit for you!

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Hey Pippin...*thwack!*

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Ow! Hey, what was that for???

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Well, let's just say your priorities were not straight. Oh wait...small words...you didn't pick Arwen you little...short dude!

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Oh Pippin! Just the person I wanted to see! Thank you soooo much for picking Rosie, I just wanted to give you a big hug!

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What???? Nooo! Noo huggles!

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What??? No huggles?

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How can anyone not like huggles?

*Pippin flees*

*Pippin tries to flee but is surrounded by masses demanding to know why he picked Rosie Cotton!* (Some of you, perhaps?)

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Akk! I'll tell you! The other contestants failed miserably in the talent spot! And Rosie's a good worker!

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What are you talking about?? I have talent! *lotta fancy knifework*

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Uhh? Yes, but you don't clean knives, you only play with them! I'm judging by hobbit standards, of course!

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BOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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And why do you not pick me, halfling? I have talent! I work! I crossed the Helcarxe and killed...I mean went with Feanor and burned the Teliri...I mean...sailed on the Teliri ships! I have a pretty mirror!

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Yeah...but umm...you couldn't fit into a hobbit hole!

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WAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *runs off crying*

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But why didn't you pick me?? Everyone knows I'm the most beautiful in Middle-earth! And I saved Frodo from that mean ol' nasty Black Rider!

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I seem to remember an accusation that you stole that horse...and besides that according to Elrond and Aragorn you've never done a lick of work in your life!

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WAHHHH! *sniff* I'll show you! I'm running away and I'm never coming back!

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Now look what you've done! Last time she ran away it took seventy years to get her to come back!

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Oops...

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But why didn't you pick me?? Anyone knows I could beat any and all of these girls in a fight!


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Legolas, repeat this word after me several times: Girls.


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Hmm...girls girls girls...oh gee duh! Heheh...oops.

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Yay! Do the Wave for me!

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La la la, haha!

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Oh Pippin, I love you man! Give me a huggles!!!

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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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Pippin: You want huggles? I'll give you huggles!!! Aright, Celeborn, do your stuff!
Sam: Grrkkkll! Hmmbbss!

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Aww! They're giving each other huggles! How adorable!

Well, maybe not the brightest light bulb in the chandlier, but welcome to Ms. Middle-earth!

[ April 30, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]

i have done the wave for rosie cotton but does anyone think that pippin rigged the competiton he is a hobbit and rosie is a hobbit something to think on

A rumor has been started by myself, that there will be a disco dance off at the BD birthday party, and some of the characters have gotten wind of this and have started practicing.

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"Staying Alive"
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"Staying Alive"
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"OH"
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"OH"
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"OH"
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"OH"
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"STAYING ALIVE"

Hmm, singing? That brings to mind a couple of ideas I've been ruminating for a while...perhaps in a few hours...
And Trippo, you must understand that hobbits do have different standards than elves and men, perhaps even your or I.
Believe me, Rosie winning was (almost) completely random. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Hehe, very amusing.
http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...orn_bree_6.jpg "You must not see my hair, for it has not been washed for 2 months."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...am_moria_3.jpg "Cor! 2 months!"

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...tr_frodo_2.jpg Haha! Strider hasn't washed his hair for 2 months! Heehee!

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

[ May 01, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

Heh heh heh... Didn't see this 'til now... But I think Gandalf should have won the disco contest!! He's spent weeks of practicing and all, and Boromir just has a name that rhymes... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Anyways, I hope y'all keep this coming! I'm afraid I'm too bad at this to make some... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Oh Oddwen! You are BRILLIANT!

But of course I am! *cough* Thank you. Not brilliant, just mentally deranged.
I'm posting a reminder here to myself lest I forget...I'll bring it up somewhere next day or two...SAMWISE PRESLEY!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...m_hollin_2.JPG Mr Frodo, Bill just did something on Legolas' shampoo

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...r_frodo_17.jpg *looking down* eeew....ah well, let him clear it up!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_2.JPG That pony just did something on my shampoo!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tr_frodo_2.JPG Haha pretty boy!!!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...rthgalen_1.JPG don't worry about it, Elf, us dwarves are brave. I will clean up the pony's, ahem, waste. *wink wink*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...i_hollin_1.JPG *throws on Legolas* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ May 02, 2003: Message edited by: Rindoien, elf of Lothlorien ]

When it comes to secret agents, their smooth, their secret, then theres Gollum.

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Gollum: Hobbitses are our enimies! Quick and silent as shadows we must be.

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Gollum: They musn't know we's are here.
*Frodo Catches Gollum from behind.*

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*Gollum is held in captivity for a few days but escapes.*

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Gollum: Hobbitses know who we are. We must put on a secret Identity!

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*starts morphing*

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Gollum: There we goes now to get the precious from the bagginses.

*goes over to hobbits*

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Greeting master Frodo. How can I be of help?

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Frodo: That is soo lame.

ROTFL!!!! That was soooo funny Mornie Alantie!!!!
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Yeah! That was hilarious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Thanks. Spurr of the moment type thing it was.

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Hello everyone! we are going to have a group singing contest where everyone sing a section of the song we will start with "I will survive!"

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And so your back.

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FROM OUTER SPACE!

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i just walked in to find you here-

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With that sad look upon your face!

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I should have changed that stupid lock.

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I should have made you leave the key.

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If I had known for just one second,

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You'd be back to bother me!

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Go on, now go!

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Walk out the door.

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......Ah....I forgot what comes next.

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We will survive, Precious!

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Hold your pants! I will Let someone else have a turn.

Just pic a song and/or judge who should win. Dont forget to judge on the singing quality and how much heart they put into it. Sorry Celeborn you are at the bottom of the list for Heart. If we want to make this like the Disco, we will close the contest on may 12 and see who wins. Remember it has to be multiple people per song.

P.S. Don't vote on your own post.

*ROTFLOL!!!* Too funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*giggles* He looks so clueless right there. *patpats a clueless Boromir*

Hmm... Song contest...

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There's a man who leads a life of danger.

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To ev'ryone he meets, he...

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STAYS A STRAAAAAANGERRR-RRR-RRRR!!!

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*psst* Was that good fellas?

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*pained voice* Well ev'ry move he makes...

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... another chance he fakes...

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Er... um... makes....

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*eyeing Faramir and Éomer* Odds are they... er... he won't live to see tomorrow.

[ May 02, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

How fun!
"IN OUTER SPACE!"

And Faramir...I love him now! Almost...

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See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way!

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Shake - shake yourself!
You're every move you make
So the story goes!

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Owner of a lonely heart...
Owner of a lonely heart...

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Ooh, much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart!


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OWNER OF A LONELY HEART! SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH!!


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Hey guys! When do I get a solo, huh? *whinewhine*

I guess this is not eligible since there's only one person.

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Alright! Join in, everybody! Three coins in a fountain, each one seeking happiness...what? Nobody knows it? Oh...


(Ever see "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles"? That's probably the only way you'll get it.)

Alright, Let me take a shot at this:

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Narrarator: Boromir.

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The one true Disco King. (do the wave)

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For so long

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his crown has

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been threatened.

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But nothing prepared him for this.

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Sauron: I SHALL BE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!!

!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] !!!

~Menelien
(My posts are just getting more and more coherent all the time, aren't they?)

*rolling on the floor laughing* I wish I could think of something to do like that. Anyway, right now my vote goes to Rose Cotton's "Sauran as Lord of the dance."

I agree completely.

[ May 03, 2003: Message edited by: Dûrlossiel ]

Hero, by Mariah Carey *retches into a basin*
Just one thing- I didn't sleep for a minute (literally) last night, so my brains are in a bit of a jumble, which clearly shows up in my posts. But in MEMayhem, I hope that's a good thing =)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...otr_sam_13.JPG There's a hero-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...n_lorien_1.JPG If you look inside your heart,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_1.JPG You don't have to be afraid

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...nsoldier_1.JPG Of what you are...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._amonhen_1.JPG There's an answer,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_18.jpg If you reach into your soul,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...legolas_12.jpg And the sorrow that you know

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...legolas_15.jpg Will melt away...

То be continued in next post. (I had to sing this song in chorus last year much too many times for my own good, so now I hate it with a passion =). )

Edit: Happy 900th post to me!!!

[ May 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Hero, continued. *chokes*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...t_eomer_15.jpg And then a hero comes along,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ttt_ents_3.jpg With the strength to carry on,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_10.jpg And you cast your fears aside,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ma_rohan_4.JPG And you know you can survive!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...frodosam_1.jpg So when you feel like hope is gone,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...lfbalrog_1.jpg Look inside you and be strong,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_gimli_4.JPG And you'll finally see the truth,-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...faramir_15.jpg That a hero lies in you-oo...!

2 more posts of tis nonsense to go...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...as_moria_8.JPG It's a long road,

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ivendell_9.JPG When you face the world alooone... (this isn't Osgiliath!?!? =)- sorry, had to put that in, I told you I'm feeling queasy)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._gollum_23.jpg No one reaches out a hand

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...orneowyn_2.jpg For you to hoooold...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ornarwen_5.jpg You can find love...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...o_shire_10.JPG If you search within yourseeelf-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...elsdress_1.jpg And the emptiness you felt-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._lorien_13.JPG Will disappear.

Only one more verse... brace yourselves (this is where I would put the wink smily if I could but I've used up all the picture space in this post so just imagine it)

~Menelien

Okay, here's the rest, sorry for being so weird =)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...vendell_19.JPG Lord knows-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...hadowfax_4.JPG Dreams are hard to follow-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...gandalf_20.jpg But don't let anyone-

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...en_rohan_1.JPG Tear them away!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...ttt_sam_35.jpg Hold ooon...!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._saruman_4.jpg There will be tomorrow! (This picture looks like the Gandalf one from "Stop! In the name of love!"... maybe they should be a disco pair. That is, if Saruman stops breakdancing...)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...elmsdeep_7.JPG In time...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...elmsdeep_6.jpg You'll find the way!

*sobs from the sentimental song. or rather, goes to the bathroom and doens't stop throwing up- for a while =)*

~Menelien

Ill have a go.
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What are you two up two? I don't trust it one tiny bit.
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Nothing just climing on a table.
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*Merry and Pippin stand on the table and a big grin appears on their faces*
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MOSH PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Get of me! I can't breath!
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I knew it. You want to kill those poor Hobbits! Eat this you crazy Mofo's!
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That hurt Pip.
Yep, it really did.
*Both fall over halfdead and scuffle like pigs just for the hell of it*

Thanks to the many who contributed to this idea
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STOP!
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In
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the name
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of love
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before you break my heart

lol [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] lol [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] lol lol lol lol
dies 22 times in a row after reading these post. Stop in the name of love

This is gonna be random...

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Aragorn: No...it cant be...

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Legolas: Nooooo!

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...................


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Gimli: Somebody shoot the Wizard!

[ May 04, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

Hehe, Boromir looks so funny! And the 'We will survive, precious' from Gollum is fantastic! Well done!

HAHAHAHAHA that gave me a mental image about someone pulling a shotgun and blasting Gandalf backwards 15 feet from his horse. LOLOLOL