Fortunately, the story wants Gil-galad back and refuses to continue by me. (So I don't need to think of anything clever.)

Unfortunately, the author disagrees with the story, and doesn't bring Gil-Galad

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over the author.

Unfortunately, the author didn't die.

Fortunaly, the author didn't but the art did. ( :confused: isn't this the wrong way round???)

Unfortunately, the ghost of the art came back in the form of a pigeon and pitched the palantir of Pallas over Pippin's oven door.

Fortunately, Pippin gave the palantir to Gandalf.

Unfortunately Gandalf, disregarding all warnings, licked the Palantir and his tongue stuck to it.

Fortunately, Gwaihir was around and took him to Elrond's First Aid Clinic.

Unfortunately, Elrond decided to become a vet instead and refused to treat Gandalf

Fortunately Glorfindel was not a vet, and he helped Gandalf

Unfortunaly, Asfaloth the Envious kicked Gandalf in his nose.

fortunately, were-feanor, mutant doh, mt. zoom, shelob and Johnny the Stinky Balrog ganged up and killed this Asfaloth

Unfortunately all these chaps were the results of the collective imagination of the Barrow-Downers and they vanished into the thin air at the moment no one was looking at this thread and thence Asfaloth managed to kick Gandalf to the nose again before dying, causing him a permanent nose-problem that could be repaired only with a plastic surgery that was not yet invented.

Fortunately, Odo Proudfoot invented it the following Tuesday.

Unfortunately, it didn't work.

Fortunately, Saruman invented a working one the week after it.

Unfortunately, Saruman did the surgery without anesthesia.

Fortunately, he did it with magic instead of knives.

Unfortunately, there was a negative patient outcome.

fortunately, wargs ate every one so there were no more problems

Unfortunately, they ate Feral first, so he didn't have a chance to say that.

Fortunately, he managed to bite his way out of the Warg's chest.

Unfortunately there was more then one warg

Fortunately, the rest were vegetarians!

Unfortunately, Were-Feanor wa amongst them and he wasn't a vegaterian

Fortunately Were-Feanor got tired of being the different guy and so he became a vegetarian too:)

Unfortunately, they were all run over by Mount Zoom.

Fortunately no one died in the accident and Mount Zoom was put behind bars for the hit-and-run crime.

Unfortunately, i was still inside a warg somewhere...

Fortunately, Legate already fixed that in post 4263.

Unfortunately Eowyn came and asked everyone to try her soup!

Fortunately, Eowyn saw gandalf the uncloaked and never spoke again...

Unfortunately, she now forced everyone to eat her soup.

Fortunately she went away soon, so everyone was able to through the soup away

Unfortunately Eowyn was the only cook and only knew how to make her infamous soup

fortunately, we turned cannibal and ate hobbits.

Unfortunately eating Hobbits wasn't very healthy because of all the pipeweed they smoke

Fortunately, all that pipeweed made us think that stars are totally rad dude...

Unfortunately, everybody overdosed and died.