Fortunately the Ring was replaced by Manwe in time with a chocolate bar

Unfortunately, Manwë took the ring and overthrew Eru with it.

Fortunately Eru had a back up plan and so he turned all of Ea into chaos again and started over.

Unfortunately Eru's "Restart" button got stuck and the world/void/chaos needed to be recreated every five...nether-minutes.

Fortunately Eru remembered that it's important not to panic so he slowls rebuil the world as it had been before

Unfortunately, instead of just making Orcs in this fashion, Eru made every race in Middle-Earth slimy, willless cowards who ultimately don't have any depth and would kill each other just for a shirt of Mithril.

Fortunately at least there was more action in the books and more people would buy it

Unfortunately, those people were more interested in the new movie that had just come out: Hunny, I ate the Baby on a Plane.

Fortunately The Hobbit finally came out (made by PJ also) and people started buying the books again and joining sites like the Barrow-Downs ;)

Unfortunately, they were all spammers.

Fortunately, people of the Downs were beginning to accept spam as an inevitability.

Unfortunately the spam levels increased until all threads received a "this is no serious thread" label and were closed

Fortunately the spammers gave up and moved to spam places elsewhere.

Unfortunately with all the spammers gone the Downs were not such a fun place anymore

Fortunately, the Flat Morgo-Yak came and made it fun again.

unfortunately I have no idea who the flat Morgo-Yak is :confused:

Fortunately, he introduced himself and shook hoofs with everybody, and proceeded to order the next round of 1420.

Unfortunaly, Saruman possessed the Morgo-Yak.

Fortunately, Gandalf exorcised him.

Unfortunately he became possesed in the process

Fortunately, no one noticed any difference.

Unfortunately he killed the Fellowship in their sleep because of the Morgo-Yak (can anyone tell me what that is???) inside him and took the Ring

Fortunately, he tripped over a rock and knocked himself unconscious, and the Ring was taken by a giant slug.

Look here.

Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak left Gandalf's body thus killing him, and went to have a date with Voldemort

Fortunately, Voldemort does not exist in Middle-Earth

Unfortunately, Insanity mixed with elves and swords did... so... you can guess what happened.

Fortunately, the Morgo-Yak got bored and went home

Unfortunately, his home was now in the Shire...

Fortunately, it was with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.

unfortunately, wargs ate all of the shire.

fortunately, a theme park was built where the Shire existed and Gondor made lots of money with it

Unfortunately, all the visitors were eaten by Wargs as well.

Fortunately Grima told the wargs to go away and they did.

unfortunately some returned and ate him too

Fortunaly, the Shire became a popular Warg hunting park.

unfortunately all the hunters were eaten by Wargs as well

I somehow start to realise it is much easier to write bad things then good things

Fortunately the wargs were all killed by rangers.

unfortunately, now all the rangers were eating everyone....

Fortunately, The Serious Cat told them they were all being silly. So they went home to think about what they'd done.

Unfortunately once the Serious Cat realized he(?) had so much power, he got Eru to resign and declared himself the new 'Dark Overlord' of Arda.