Fortunately, the Hobbits were invited to the funeral.

Unfortunately, it wasn't catered.

Fortunately, the funeral baked meats were nice and hot.

Unfortunately everyone know's Hobbits are vegetarians...

Fortunately, they started eating meat again.

Unfortunately, the meat wasn't quite dead yet! :eek:

Fortunately, the hobbits are deaf now too

Unfortunately, that meant they couldn't hear the Dragon coming to eat them until it was too late.

Fortunately, the Dragon had a heart attack, for it saw it's own reflection and realised that he had been putting on weight.

Unfortunately the hands of the healer revived the dragon, gave him liposuction, and cleared his arteries so he could go pray on the hobbits once again.

Fortunately, the hobbits had all gone on Holiday by then.

Unfortunately Dragons don't recognize the holidays of the hobbits; and only have one holiday themselves...'Hobbits for dinner day.' And that day happened to be...now. :D

Fortunately, flying ents plummeted down from the heavents, crashing upon the dragon and killing it.

:)

Unfortunately the Ents and Dragons recognized and practiced the same national holiday...and now they were after the Hobbits!

Fortunately, they wanted to pray on the hobbits rather than prey on them.

Ahh making a clever joke about my poor grammar eh? I just noticed that too. :D Anyway...

Unfortunately the Ents took it literally as in they prayed on [top] of the Hobbits...making Hobbit pancakes out of them all.

Fortunately, the Hobbits moved to Kansas, where everything is as flat as a pancake anyway.

Unfortunately a tornado came and took them to the magical land of Oz

Fortunately, they landed on both Wicked Witches at once and had a nice smoke to celebrate.

Unfortunately, the smoke was coming from the burning ents the witch's sister had ignited for revenge.

Fortunately the Wizard of Oz had been replaced by Gandalf who quickly came and put out the Ents

Unfortunately, Saruman came to set them on fire again.

Fortunately they were green and didn't burn.

unfortunately, they melted

fortunately, once they were dead, they could once again meet the Entwives

Unfortunately, Entwives all fell in love with Khamul the Handsome-and-attractive- Easterling and Khamul had Were-Feanor and Johnny the Stinky Balrog as his bodyguards againest ghost ents.

Fortunately, now that the Ents were gone Saruman could finally get enough wood for his underground chocolate factory (what did you think caused those fumes all the time)

Unfortunately Saruman laced all his chocolate with arsenic...

Fortunately his main market was Mordor's orcs.

Unfortunately, they sold it to Elves as well.

Fortunately, Elves are immune to arsenic.

Unfortunately Galadriel lost her ideal weight due to the chocolate and started looking more and more into the mirror to see herself beautiful again.

Fortunately, she went on Atkins and lost weight again.

Unfortunately, Gollum stole the Ring when nobody else was looking.

Fortunately as he was doing his victory dance his ring slipped from his hand, fell through the tunnels and was eventually found by Bilbo

Unfortunately Bilbo thought it was just a simple band of gold, and traded it to Saruman for some of his chocolates.

Fortunately Saruman thought that his own Ring was much cooler and he sold the Ring to Ghan-buri-ghan

Unfortunately, Ghan-buri-ghan decided to eat the Ring! :eek:

Fortunately a few Gondorians found the Ring (alittle bit dirty) on the border of the Druadan Forest (I guess it's pretty clear how it ended up there ;))

Unfortunately, Boromir was with them and took the Ring for himself.