Unfortunately, Gimli was not enjoying the Halls of Mandos.

Fortunately, Mandos always enjoys the halls of Mandos. Mua ha, ha, ha!

Unfortunately, Mandos got bored and kicked Gimli out into the ocean. Halls of Mandos only has one arcade game.

Fortunately, a passing ship found Gimli and saved him before he could drown.

Unfortunately, it was a ship full of hungry orcs.

Fortunately, Gimli took care of all 42 of them rather quickly.

Unfortunately, there was also a troll there who thought that Dwarves were a good dish.

Fortunately, all the sunlight had turned the troll to stone.

Unfortunately, the stone was slippery and slipped to the side of the ship making it sink.

Fortunately, Gimli was in a pie shop at the time.

Unfortunately, Gimli fainted and fell into the display case.

(Happened to my dad once when he was a kid.)

Unfortunately, Gimli's powers of jumping from palces to palces came to an abrupt end. To continue this, Boromir has been challenged to a Dance-A-Thon by Legolas, The Witch King, Gollum, Frodo and Saruman.

Fortunately, Boromir won the contest with his awesome disco skills.

Unfortunately, the Witch-King was quite unhappy, and decided to stab Boromir.

Fortunately, he missed. ;)

Unfortunaly, he hit Frodo in stead.

Fortunately, Glorfindel brought Frodo to Rivendell in time.

Unfortunately, Arwen punched him for taking Asfaloth back.

Fortunately, Arwen wasn't wearing her brass knuckles, since Pippin swallowed them that morning.

Unfortunately, Arwen used her giant tapestry sewing
needle in lieu of her brass knuckles.

Fortunately, everyone knew that was too farfecthed for arwen to do and it was ignored, sorry.

Unfortunately, logic was thrown out of the window when The League of In-Jokes arrived.

Fortunately, the League of Logic, headed by Spock and Elrond, picked logic back up and won an epic battle against the League of In-Jokes.

Unfortunately, poor Frodo, though safe in Rivendell, collapsed in shock from all of the confusion.

Fortunately, confusion collapsed from the shock.

Unfortuantely, the house of Elrond also collapsed and crushed poor Frodo.

Fortunately, he survived unharmed somehow.

Unfortunately, a wolf ate him.

Fortunately, the wolf was a better ring-bearer than Frodo anyhow.

Unfortunately, Aragorn was not aware of this and so chopped it to bits.

Fortunately, his sword broke.

Unfortunately, the wolf caught a spear in the back from a hollering Eomer.

Fortunately, it was a rubber spear.

Unfortunately, the rubber spear was infected with Ebola virus and the wolf died instantly...somehow...

Fortunately, the cure for the Ebola was developed that very second at that place.

Unfortunately, the Macarena also came with the Ebola virus, dancy craze was on

Fortunately, the wolf accidentally crazy-danced into the fires of Mount Doom with the Ring.

Unfortunately, Saruman dropped a rock on him.

Fortunately, he was already in Mount Doom, and the lava built up pressure behind the rock until it burst out and hit Sauron in the face.

Unfortunately, this made Sauron upset.