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So quickly his shoes turned to bunnies |
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But the King was not amused and said so |
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on a floogletube as near to the King's ear as he dared |
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So he sat in a dreamy daze.. |
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that starvation took his life |
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But him she did decieve |
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Of murder, betrayal, the whole nine yards |
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And in the night he fled very far.. |
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while cahooting with the Elven king's wife |
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For he went to stay with Arwen fair |
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to see what she could get Legolas to say |
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So he said nothing and went back to Thranduil, his dad |
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Twelve Dwarves imprisoned overheard him |
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Because them Legolas did amuse... |
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And he attacked them with jam jars |
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Which raised Legolas' ego quite a bit |
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at their new wounds and boo-boos. |
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But said he must soon move out again on his own |
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So he packed up his bags and set off on a journey |
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That Gandalf did set about the land |
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"For they insulted me at the feast" |
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Seeking to devour all Gandalf's pointy hats |
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At least don't eat my cloak, you hungry creature." |
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Bolemia the beast did have, and he threw up all he had eaten.. |
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And so he went to be alone and cry |
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Rather than confront that turkey again |
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So he took his hat and pipe and walked |
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But he could smell the stomach acid he was covered in |
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that the Tooks left the Smials to shut him up |
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For Gollum had taken it from Bag End |
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His Ring which Gollum had wanted to borrow |
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But the Wight there was not happy |
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and the Wight didn't go in for such things |
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Novelties such as this annoyed his friends |
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And hit the Wight square in the nose. |
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" Believe in yourself in all that you do..." |
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And then it continued, "You are indeed special... |
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But Frodo entered and began to demand |
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"Don't you remember?" the people said |
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But Frodo looked as though him amnesia had struck |
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