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littlemanpoet 04-10-2006 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
But Bombadill gave him a much-deserved beating
And then sang a song that later three hours

The King got up and fled to his towers
So quickly his shoes turned to bunnies

Hookbill the Goomba 04-10-2006 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
The King got up and fled to his towers
So quickly his shoes turned to bunnies

Then his jester tried to tell him some 'funnies'
But the King was not amused and said so

littlemanpoet 04-10-2006 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
Then his jester tried to tell him some 'funnies'
But the King was not amused and said so

To which the jester hugely frowned and gave a blow
on a floogletube as near to the King's ear as he dared

Legolas in spandex 04-10-2006 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
To which the jester hugely frowned and gave a blow
on a floogletube as near to the King's ear as he dared

But the king was deaf and couldn't have cared
So he sat in a dreamy daze..

Hookbill the Goomba 04-10-2006 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
But the king was deaf and couldn't have cared
So he sat in a dreamy daze..

But he slept for so many days
that starvation took his life

Legolas in spandex 04-10-2006 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
But he slept for so many days
that starvation took his life

And Legolas came and took his wife
But him she did decieve

Alcarillo 04-10-2006 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex
And Legolas came and took his wife
But him she did decieve

With a dramatic plan she would soon conceive
Of murder, betrayal, the whole nine yards

Legolas in spandex 04-10-2006 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
With a dramatic plan she would soon conceive
Of murder, betrayal, the whole nine yards

But Legolas knew how to play his cards
And in the night he fled very far..

littlemanpoet 04-10-2006 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
But Legolas knew how to play his cards
And in the night he fled very far..

whilst his wife his green hose did mar
while cahooting with the Elven king's wife

Legolas in spandex 04-10-2006 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
whilst his wife his green hose did mar
while cahooting with the Elven king's wife

And it seems Legolas never learns in life
For he went to stay with Arwen fair

littlemanpoet 04-10-2006 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
And it seems Legolas never learns in life
For he went to stay with Arwen fair

Who had a bet with Elessar on a dare
to see what she could get Legolas to say

Legolas in spandex 04-10-2006 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
Who had a bet with Elessar on a dare
to see what she could get Legolas to say

But her eyes looked at him in a maliced way
So he said nothing and went back to Thranduil, his dad

littlemanpoet 04-10-2006 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
But her eyes looked at him in a maliced way
So he said nothing and went back to Thranduil, his dad

and told on his mom for being bad.
Twelve Dwarves imprisoned overheard him

Legolas in spandex 04-11-2006 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
and told on his mom for being bad.
Twelve Dwarves imprisoned overheard him

And they laughed with a smile so grim
Because them Legolas did amuse...

Hookbill the Goomba 04-11-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
And they laughed with a smile so grim
Because them Legolas did amuse...

But he always had a very short fuse
And he attacked them with jam jars

Legolas in spandex 04-11-2006 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
But he always had a very short fuse
And he attacked them with jam jars

And you better believe he caused some scars
Which raised Legolas' ego quite a bit

Alcarillo 04-11-2006 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex
And you better believe he caused some scars
Which raised Legolas' ego quite a bit

He loved to see the dwarves have a fit
at their new wounds and boo-boos.

Legolas in spandex 04-11-2006 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
He loved to see the dwarves have a fit
at their new wounds and boo-boos.

Legolas reported this to his father who laughed at the news
But said he must soon move out again on his own

Alcarillo 04-11-2006 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex
Legolas reported this to his father who laughed at the news
But said he must soon move out again on his own

To explore the world, to gain renown!
So he packed up his bags and set off on a journey

Hookbill the Goomba 04-12-2006 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
To explore the world, to gain renown!
So he packed up his bags and set off on a journey

But he was killed by an evil Turkey
That Gandalf did set about the land

Alcarillo 04-12-2006 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill
But he was killed by an evil Turkey
That Gandalf did set about the land

"Attack all elves," he did command
"For they insulted me at the feast"

Hookbill the Goomba 04-12-2006 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
"Attack all elves," he did command
"For they insulted me at the feast"

And the Turkey grew into a terrible beast
Seeking to devour all Gandalf's pointy hats

Alcarillo 04-12-2006 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill
And the Turkey grew into a terrible beast
Seeking to devour all Gandalf's pointy hats

"No, no don't eat those! Not now! Rats!
At least don't eat my cloak, you hungry creature."

Legolas in spandex 04-12-2006 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
"No, no don't eat those! Not now! Rats!
At least don't eat my cloak, you hungry creature."

But, alas, Gandalf forgot one measly feature;
Bolemia the beast did have, and he threw up all he had eaten..

Balin999 04-12-2006 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
But, alas, Gandalf forgot one measly feature;
Bolemia the beast did have, and he threw up all he had eaten..

And for the first time in his life, Gandalf had been beaten
And so he went to be alone and cry

Alcarillo 04-12-2006 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Balin999
And for the first time in his life, Gandalf had been beaten
And so he went to be alone and cry

He wept and sobbed and wished to die
Rather than confront that turkey again

Hookbill the Goomba 04-12-2006 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
He wept and sobbed and wished to die
Rather than confront that turkey again

He could not bare such terrible pain
So he took his hat and pipe and walked

Legolas in spandex 04-12-2006 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
He could not bare such terrible pain
So he took his hat and pipe and walked

Not knowing it was him Legolas now stalked
But he could smell the stomach acid he was covered in

littlemanpoet 04-12-2006 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex
Not knowing it was him Legolas now stalked
But he could smell the stomach acid he was covered in.

Meanwhile Gandalf's sobbing made such a din
that the Tooks left the Smials to shut him up

Hookbill the Goomba 04-13-2006 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
Meanwhile Gandalf's sobbing made such a din
that the Tooks left the Smials to shut him up

While Frodo searched for his best tea cup
For Gollum had taken it from Bag End

littlemanpoet 04-13-2006 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
While Frodo searched for his best tea cup
For Gollum had taken it from Bag End,

for Bilbo had not been home to lend
His Ring which Gollum had wanted to borrow

Hookbill the Goomba 04-13-2006 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
for Bilbo had not been home to lend
His Ring which Gollum had wanted to borrow

So he hid it in a rather large Barrow
But the Wight there was not happy

littlemanpoet 04-13-2006 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
So he hid it in a rather large Barrow
But the Wight there was not happy

For the cup's engraving was really quite sappy,
and the Wight didn't go in for such things

Hookbill the Goomba 04-13-2006 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by littlemanpoet
For the cup's engraving was really quite sappy,
and the Wight didn't go in for such things

He loved cups with a large bell that dings
Novelties such as this annoyed his friends

Alcarillo 04-13-2006 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill
He loved cups with a large bell that dings
Novelties such as this annoyed his friends

When he rang it, they threw bookends
And hit the Wight square in the nose.

Legolas in spandex 04-13-2006 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
When he rang it, they threw bookends
And hit the Wight square in the nose.

For this is how the engraving goes:
" Believe in yourself in all that you do..."

Alcarillo 04-13-2006 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex
For this is how the engraving goes:
" Believe in yourself in all that you do..."

Whether in skiing or Scrabble or cooking a stew,"
And then it continued, "You are indeed special...

Hookbill the Goomba 04-13-2006 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
Whether in skiing or Scrabble or cooking a stew,"
And then it continued, "You are indeed special...

"And, indeed, a lot like a turtles' shell"
But Frodo entered and began to demand

Alcarillo 04-13-2006 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill
"And, indeed, a lot like a turtles' shell"
But Frodo entered and began to demand

Why he had four fingers on one of his hands.
"Don't you remember?" the people said

Legolas in spandex 04-13-2006 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Alcarillo
Why he had four fingers on one of his hands.
"Don't you remember?" the people said

Gollum removed one and fell and is now dead,
But Frodo looked as though him amnesia had struck


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